Saturday, March 27, 2010

talented ones vs. the superbums (subway stories.)

I'm not here to rob or steal I'm just here to make some money for myself. Ok. And if you were to rob or steal I would probally knock you upside the head with my palm pre as I'm typing this blog. I don't get it is that supposed to intemidate me to give one money?? Makes no sense. I mean I swear living in new york has killed my humanatareann spirit. Everyday your average new yorker is asked for change probally 6 to 10 times a day, now if iiii were to give my money away to every bum who asked me for a dollar what would that leave me with? Not a damn dollar. Shiiit, ii got my own issues. Can I get a dollar? People playing retards and then sppeakng regular. Brothas saying they blind chingalingin there cups but can see the dollllars someone waves. Women exploiting there childeren or saying they were in a fire, lady playing drums singiing aboout how it aint no joke for real I'm broke REAL BROKKE, lady talkking bbout how she's selliingg candy to take care of her daughter and she's pregnant at 50 years old and everytime ii see her she is deteriorating, crackkhead today was rolling all over the floor winingg like a 3 year old yeelliingg I'm hungry plleeese give mme money and the cops came on and she just started convusing in a brat like ecorsiism speaking in toungs. Oh how the crack is so wack. Occasionally I'll see the man on the skatebord wiith no legs, he might et a dollar or some coins out of me because he was in the movie kids and I'm a sucka for a celebrity. Lol.
I'm just saying if you want some doe, come correct. Don't inturppt the serenity of my ride with a dirty ass cup all in my face, I'll be ound to smack it on the floor makinng me look like an asshole.
I mean do something, sing a song, breakdance, step, spit some poetry or some dope as rhymes, sell me some welches fruit snacks, get meriiachi on a nigga even tho that shit can get annoying at tiimes. Do the chicken noodle soup or the soulja boy, pole dance, bankkhead bounce, sing this womans work by maxwell....But do something. When I first moved to ny I tried the subway poetry thhing out, there's alot of money that can be made tax free. & The subway is a great stage to utiiliize your tallents and make a quck buck if you got the nerve.
I know bumming is nothing new to new york, it's actually a big part of the experince, but too muh of it in one day can be so damn annoying. Crack is wack, and if there wasn't no damn crack I probballlly wouldn't even be writingg this blog. Sad. But so true.

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